(至於係邊...?!係呢度

以前去鄉下,要未天光搭MLR去羅湖,再係深圳搭8個鐘火車
![So Sad [sosad]](https://www.hkbf.org/images/smilies/icon_sosad.gif)
早幾年就坐直通車,由旺角直達鄉下汽車站
呢2年就先係表姐屋企(@ 新會)暫住,翌日先坐3小時私家車去鄉下

去拜山墳前,先去祖屋拜一拜

祖屋附近既小社區

名符其實既露天街市


阿婆既祖屋

祖屋周圍

大廳幅壁畫(?)
拜完一輪,裝完香,燒D衣紙,
就坐半個鐘車去山墳所在既崗美鎮


農舍

走地雞

好多雞

D雞雖然係大隻
But得雞項(未生蛋既母雞)同養左1年既線雞(已被閹既公雞)係比較嫩

若捉左隻老線雞返去湯黎食,D肉韌到...

離開農舍後,繼續往山墳前進

往山墳途中會見到個魚塘,有好多鴨係度戲水


But個塘係一年過後乾晒塘
![Bomb [bomb]](https://www.hkbf.org/images/smilies/Bomb.gif)
應該會係填平個塘,拎塊地黎起屋
原本想影下農村D山墳,
But屋企人認為會惹D衰野番去
![Bomb [bomb]](https://www.hkbf.org/images/smilies/Bomb.gif)
結果無影到個墳,只係影到D景...

離開山墳後,表姐夫點著果幾排炮仗
可惜淨係影到D煙
![So Sad [sosad]](https://www.hkbf.org/images/smilies/icon_sosad.gif)
之後落番去農舍食粥

食食下粥,想去一去[del]光仔[/del]廁所[del]位[/del]
見到D農舍都貼左毛澤東肖像

好一張紅太陽海報

Btw乜唔係用殘體字咩...?!點解張野會用正體字架...?!


連D年曆都有毛既肖像

繼續食埋碗粥
之後見到水井個泵,小弟走去玩下個水泵

之後連表姐個女都走去玩
結果阿媽話我晒水
![So Sad [sosad]](https://www.hkbf.org/images/smilies/icon_sosad.gif)

睇落有D簡陋既水泵

亂攝一通...?!

坐車返新會前,農舍個主人捉左隻雞返去畀我地

隻雞真係好大隻

(點知湯好左拎番黎香港後先知果隻係老線雞


農村D雞籠,夠晒開揚


成個車頭都堆滿烏蠅

![Shocking [shocking]](https://www.hkbf.org/images/smilies/shocking.gif)
坐3個鐘車,就黎返到表姐屋企
突然有幾隻烏蠅飛出黎

表姐夫開窗放D烏蠅出去
跟住阿爸就話佢地(D烏蠅)識唔識飛返去農村呢...?!
![So Sad [sosad]](https://www.hkbf.org/images/smilies/icon_sosad.gif)

+ Plus +

咁綁法,部單車會唔會飄左上去呢...?!


新會人民會堂

適逢城管(相當於香港既小販管理隊)執法,D小販走晒


人民會堂附近,總會搵到一班
係街頭獻[del]醜[/del]唱既市民
